What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why can't I lose weight?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?